little shit disturber




don't ever watch hockey it will ruin your life  (✖╭╮✖)



aircommanderp:

That feeling when you make other people ship the things you ship

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alzner:

Alex Ovechkin causes Mike Green’s life to flash before his eyes.

steveholtvstheuniverse:

skoothsmin:

science fiction was invented by a woman

don’t you ever fucking forget that

in mary shelley we trust

basedgosh:

im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*

lepreas:

lolsupreme:

lepreas:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

what if you woke up one day and you were hot

idk i’d probably open the window or something

I CANT BREAHTE

idk you should probably open a window or something

zoozoopetals:

The Pros and Cons of Breathing - Fall Out Boy

kneesntoews asked: I predict I am going to cry? THAT IS BASICALLY IT /o\ i'm trying not to think about it too much to be honest i am not naturally superstitious but the Final GETS TO YOOOOOOU

SOLID PREDICTION i’ll fedex some tissues your way because i know your pain better than i’d ever like to admit

kneesntoews asked: ME TOO ME TOO /whines into pillow

do you have any predictions yet or are you refraining from making any predictions so as not to curse anything

kneesntoews asked: /bounces nervously/ HOCKEY DAY

I’M GONNA VOMIT I’M SO ANXIOUS

shewontbiteitookherteeth:

deathbyhandjob:

Hey so Calgary has just issued a boil water alert. 

http://www.albertahealthservices.ca/8648.asp

DO NOT DRINK THE TAP WATER IT HAS BEEN AFFECTED BECAUSE OF THE FLOODING. FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS IN THE LINK.

Well, shit.

Normally I wouldn’t ask people to reblog stuff, but since this is kind of important, I’d really appreciate it if my lovely followers could help get the word out on this.